Quite unexpectedly, I'm going to Haiti -- HAITI! -- on business next week. I can't really give you details (yet), because I can't quite believe it myself, but suffice to say that I'll be doing something I've never done before, and I'll be doing it on camera.
That sounds sort of dirty, doesn't it? I assure you that even though I'm wildly excited about the opportunity, there's nothing unseemly about what I'll be doing.
Anyway, my employer has required that I take anti-malarial medication as a prerequisite for going on this trip. To be honest, I was a bit apprehensive when I heard this. You see, I've taken anti-malarial medicine before for a trip to Nigeria, and if memory serves, the drug I took, Malarone, had the unfortunate side effect of diarrhea. Still, I remember considering myself lucky: most of my coworkers had taken Lariam, resulting in some becoming really depressed, a few having freakish nightmares, and at least one who repeatedly dreamed of killing his wife. So, you know, an irritable bowel seemed hardly anything to complain about.
It turns out that there are different anti-malarial medications which are prescribed, depending on what part of the world you're visiting, since there are different strains of malaria. (Who knew?) After much to-ing and fro-ing with the health authority, I finally received my prescription today, and as of this evening, I've taken my first dose.
The good news? It's not Lariam. It's not even Malarone. It's something called Avloclor.
The bad news? Well, according to Dr. Google, the following are the possible side effects:
Disturbances of the gut such as diarrhoea, nausea, vomiting or abdominal pain
Headache
Skin rashes
Itching (pruritus)
Low blood pressure (hypotension), this might make you feel dizzy
Visual disturbances
Loss of hair colour
Hair loss (alopecia)
Fits (convulsions)
Disturbance in the normal numbers of blood cells in the blood
Damage to the retina of the eye (long-term use)
Discolouration of skin, nails, or mucous membranes, eg inside of mouth
Hearing distubances, eg ringing in the ears (tinnitus) or hearing loss
Anxiety, confusion, hallucinations or strange or abnormal thoughts
Weakening of muscles
Weakening of the heart muscle (long-term use at high doses)
Changes in the electrical signals in the heart (seen on an ECG)
Liver disorders
NICE. Almost makes you want to risk malaria, doesn't it?
Anyway, all this to say: if, in the coming months, you stumble across a video of me with patchy bald spots, apparently blind and definitely scratching, you'll know why. Be kind.
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